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2002-03-20 - 6:31 a.m.

*screams excitedly!*

bitch has officially lost 10 lbs! Yay for bitch!

Due to her diet plan (which consists of one meal per day, supper) bitch has lost 10 lbs in the past two weeks! Yay!

Now just for some excercise.. Does anyone know if constant masturbation counts as excercise? O.o

Leave a message in the guestbook if you think so!

(P.S. This is no thanks to bitch's parents - who constantly try to stuff her like a roasted turkey ((not literally, just that's how much they try to feed her)) Anyway, thanks for teh boosts of confidence everyone!)

TEN POUNDS!! WOOHOO!

...Now just have to put off thirty more pounds... Maybe more masturbation will help. :D

 

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