2002-03-31 - 4:42 p.m.

Source Code of Windows!

I have hacked into Microsoft and stolen their Windows 3.11 code and here it is. I am sure that they would love any improvements for the next version.

#include

#include

#include

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

main()

{

if (detect_cache())

disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())

set_wait_states(lots);

set_mouse(speed, very_slow);

set_mouse(action, jumpy);

set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

printf("Welcome to Windoze 3.999 (we might get it right

or just call it Chicargo)n");

if (system_ok())

crash(to_dos_prompt);

else

system_memory = open("a:swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

while(1) {

sleep(5);

get_user_input();

sleep(5);

act_on_user_input();

sleep(5);

if (rand() < 0.9)

crash(complete_system);

}

return(unrecoverable_system);

}

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